I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
