It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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