I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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