Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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