I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
