yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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