what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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