I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
