another moral hangover. fuck.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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