True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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