you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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