chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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