ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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