I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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