when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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