Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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