You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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