Non-Jews are for practice
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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