Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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