Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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