i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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