i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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