spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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