You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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