The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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