I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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