Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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