Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His nipple licking is glorious
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