hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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