I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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