? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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