Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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