Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
