We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
