all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
