Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You ruined the universe
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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