is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
