The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You made out with two different species that night
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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