So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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