i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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