real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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