I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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