Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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