wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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