if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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