my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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