It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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