p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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