yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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