He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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