What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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