he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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