Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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